====== Calendar of notable events ======

===== January =====

**January 1st, 1970**: UNIX time epoch

**January 7th**: Beau Dommage goes back to work

**Friday, January 15th**: A drawing contest is organized

**January 19th, 2038, 3:14:08 UTC**: Y2K 2: Electric Boogaloo

===== March =====

**March 6th, 2040**: Charles Patenaude, capitain of the Romano Fafard, fails to pronounce the current date correctly

**March 15th, 1972**: Denzel Crocker leaks the existence of fairies

===== July =====

**July 24th, 1534** (August 3rd, 1534 NS): First contact, Neo-Stadaconian calendar epoch

===== August =====

**August 6th, 1991**: The World Wide Web was announced on Usenet

**August 12th, 1991**: Metallica releases arguably their second greatest album

**August 20th, 1986**: Linus Techtips was born

**August 20th, 1991, 5:00pm**: Jules of neige d'aout was born

**August 20th, 1991, 5:02pm**: Estonia declared its independence from the Soviet Union

**August 25th, 1991**: The Linux kernel was announced on Usenet

**August 31th, 1991**: Hatsune Miku was born

**August 31th, 2007**: Hatsune Miku had an accident that turned her into a robot like Daft Punk, but without the helmets

**August 32th**: The events of Denis Villeneuve's directorial debut takes place on Earth

===== September =====

**September 1st**: Green Day sleeps

**September 11th, 2001**:

  * Seth MacFarlane misses his plane due to being too drunk, which leads to him to create Family Guy
  * Gerard Way watches this very plane from a ferry in New York, which inspires him to start My Chemical Romance, which also inspired Fifty Shades of Grey, which inspired Twilight, which inspired everything else

**September 21st, at night**: Earth, Wind & Fire finds love

**September 30th**: Green Day wakes up

===== October =====

**October 21th, 2015**: The future started here

**October 28th, 2034**: The Romano Fafard spaceship launches

===== November =====

**November 4th, 1993, on the evening**: Jean Chrétien was sworn in as the 20th Prime Minister of Canada

===== December =====

**December 23rd**: Beau Dommage wishes a merry Christmas to Mr. Côté

===== Other months =====

**Thursday the 20th**: Bart Simpson kidnaps himself